Tuesday, February 24, 2009

My Goddess




Our Oprah, who art in Harpo Studios,
hallowed be thy name of Winfrey;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done of Hollywood as it is in Harpo.
Give us this day our daily quotes;
and forgive us our beliefs in entertainment gossip
as we forgive those who call us fat;
and lead us not into the temptation of cream
but deliver us from the evil of consuming too much carbs.
Opramen

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