James becomes Mariah!

No, I didn't undergo some plastic surgery to look like Mariah Carey. What I did, in fact, was to draw out this ambigram (the ones you saw in Angels and Demons) that changes my name:

to the name of the superstar:

by simply flipping it around! Now that's amazing.

Something's going on with Kris and Adam...

If this doesn't make Kris' wife jealous, she must either be a very very kind hearted woman. Or she's harboring some secret fantasy...

Basically, Adam was talking about Kris, when Kris comes from behind and hugs Adam, and they hug, and they look at each other, and they hug some more.

Adam reveals his preferred position (Top)!

When asked what bunk bed they would rather take on the tour bus, Adam cheekily replied 'I like the top', causing Kris to bite his lip for a while. His expression was just priceless.

Kyle King (Crazy Britney Fan) apologizes to Britney

A little while back, Kyle jumped up on Britney's stage when she was performing and apparently scared the living daylights out of the poor girl. Kyle released an interview with Extra to justify his actions. He says that it was a totally spontaneous and 'fun' thing that he just did a concert, and that he meant no harm. Also, because of what he did, security would be tighter and future incidents like these wouldn't happen. He almost looked like he convinced himself.

Here is the video of his 'apology', it that's what you call it. At least he didn't look like a freak. That would have been really tragic. To be delusional and ugly. If you're gonna go and be a real fuck, at least look presentable on TV.

The best prank ever

The biggest American Idol letdown ever

Sure, we were disappointed when Alexis Grace left the show so early. We might have even shared a collective sigh when Tatiana didn't get saved on the wildcard rounds. But nothing can beat the robbing of the Idol crown from the true deserving winner, Adam Lambert.

Idol announced today that the winner of this season's American Idol was Kris Allen. Well, sure, I like Kris well enough, but truth be told, he's far from even being on par with Adam. Even he knows it, saying that Adam is the one who deserves to win. There is something extremely wrong with the producers of American idol. I bet they didn't want Adam to win because they didn't want a first gay American Idol. One of them's a flashy gay drama actor, the other's a Christian worship leader. Who do you think they'll choose?

The only thing the producers seem to have done right was to arrange the sing off between Kara and Bikini girl. Bikini girl was invited back to sing Mariah's Vision of Love again, cause she apparantely won some bullshit 'Idol Golden Awards' for 'Best Attitude'. I was so horrified at her nasally attempt at a Mariah song. Just when it couldn't get worse, it actually got a million times better. A totally different voice (a voice that could sing), came floating out of nowhere, and for the wildest moments, I thought Mariah was on the show. Then the Idol signboard went up, and Kara DioGuardi came strutting down, completely owning the song. Bikini girl even tried to vocally fight with Kara, and lost spectacularly.

Simon seems to have summed up all our feelings, with his blank 'what the fuck just happened' look when Kris was announced the winner. He didn't stand up to applaud, a first for him. He even stood up for the arrogant bastard Cook, but no standing ovation for little worship leader, no siree.

One thing's for sure: Adam was robbed!

The true winner:

Today's Reading

Past: Justice

The Book says: Justice is about cold, objective balance through reason or natural force. This is the card that tells the Querent that they can't keep smoking and drinking without consequences to their health. It is the card that advises cutting out waste and insists that the Querent make adjustments, do whatever is necessary to bring things back into balance: physically, emotionally, socially, spiritually.

I say: You can't have your cake and eat it. You can't have the girl and your old friends too.

Present: The Devil

The Book says: Perhaps the most misunderstood card of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. With Capricorn as its ruling sign, this is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction.

I say: Temptation... How very very true. He should resist the temptation!

Future: The Emperor (reversed)

The Book says: When reversed, the Emperor indicates egocentricity, a need to dominate, fixed opinions, immaturity, and an obsession with fame and fortune.

I say: What a fitting description of her.

Letter to Mr Tyler Frost

To: Mr Tyler Frost
Heritage Christian School Senior
Ohio, USA

From: Saint Bernard
Department for the Punishment of Bad Conduct
Ministry of Godly Affairs
Holy Cow Avenue
Heaven

RE: Dancing at Girlfriend's School Prom

Dear Mr Frost,

It has come to our attention here at the Ministry of Godly Affairs that you have recently participated in a dance at the prom of your girlfriend at her school. We would like to express our deepest disappointment in you, and that the Ministry highly condemns your actions. The Ministry also commends the Heritage Christian School for their correct decision in suspending Mr Frost from school and the graduation ceremony.

As a pupil at the prestigious Heritage Christian School, you should be well aware that it is a deadly sin to move your body in anyway that is not related to walking. In fact, it is best that you do not move your body at all, even when sleeping. The reason behind this is that you might accidentally bump into a member of the opposite sex (or, God forbid, the same sex). The touching of bodies between a girl and a boy (or a boy and a boy) is highly inappropriate. Our reports show that not only did you dance, you held your girlfriend's hand and listened to rock music! After all the school has done to protect you from the evils of the world, you willingly plunge yourself into it?

Let the world move forward. We, as good, conservative Christians, must resolutely remain in the joys of the old world, be it an illusion or not. They say that the mordern world has no place for religion, well how wrong they are! This very letter is a proof that God exists! We do not take pleasure in repeating this simple fact, but circumstances have repeatedly forced us to. Do you ever hear of Adam and Eve dancing in the garden of Eden? Does the Holy Bible ever mention any bump or grind? NO! It is a travesty that you should even entertain the thought of sharing a dance with your girlfriend.

On the subject of girlfriends, the Ministry would also like to express its hope that Mr Frost abstain from having any girlfriends until he is married. The thought of women is unhealthy for one's mind. Lust is completely condemned in Heaven! This is, of course, not to say that Mr Frost should look to men for companionship, for, as the Bible has very correctly pointed out, 'If a man lies with a man as he would with a woman, they would both surely die.'. This is not meant to be taken for its other meaning that if one tells a lie to a man, they would die. We have confirmed this as a fact, since it is written in the Bible. However, the Ministry is not completely restricting. We encourage you to date if your girlfriend would agree to wear a burka at all times.

The Department of Ignored Prayers has given feedback that your grandmother, a certain Karen Frost, has prayed several times that she hopes you would make the right decision and not go for the prom. You have let down an old woman in order to get in the good graces of a young one. The ministry finds this action completely disgusting, and hopes that Mr Frost would come to his senses and take the inane naggings of an old woman more seriously in the future.

We do not care that this is the first dance you have ever been to. It is not the concern of the Ministry of Godly affairs to care about the circumstances leading to your sin. All that matters is that a sin has been committed, and an appropriate punishment would have to be meted out. Since the nature of your sin is such a terrible one, you should have been banished to hell for all eternity. However, since all the cells down there are currently occupied by the majority of the world's previous occupants who did not believe in Christianity, we would still accept you to Heaven, along with all the Christian murderers, rapists and pedophiles who repented.

We hope that Mr Frost would repent and change his ways. Otherwise, even God would be unable to save you.

Sincerely,

Saint Bernard
Deputy Head
Department for the Punishment of Bad Conduct

There has been stranger addictions...

There's this 15month old girl that gets high on Adam. Literally high. As high as rabbit's whiskers, I'll tell ya that. Apparently, she will beg her mom to play her Adam's videos on her (her Mom's not the girl's) iPhone. Then she will just sit there and be entranced by Adam. At the end of the performance she will kiss the screen.

Quite frankly, I find this disturbing to the highest degree. Now, its obvious the girl has great taste, but to beg for Adam like a junkie suffering from withdrawal symptoms takes 'cute' a bit too far. And is it really okay to let a little girl watch a guy that wears more eyeliner than Amy Winehouse shriek around a stage? I swear, if I watched his rendition of "Ring Of Fire" 10 years ago I might have been severely traumatized.

Coolest Song

Here's Scotty Vanity's song, 'Too Cool For School'. I don't know what quite to make of it.

And the top 3...

This year's American Idol delivers a threesome of three guys: Adam, Danny and Kris. Allison was 'shockingly' eliminated today, and so it leaves the 3 dudes to battle it out.

If I'm not mistaken, this would be the first time in Idol history that has a all male top 3. They're (the producers, duh) so obviously trying to cook up another 'first' in Idol. The first time there's a fourth judge (good call since Kara's amazing), the first time there's a top 36 (bad call cause it's really dreary), the first time there's a top 13 (bad call since Anoop sucks), the first time one of the contestants has a number that's actually a phone sex line (a really good call), the first time a contestant has been saved twice (complete waste of time since he only reached 5th), the first time Abdul performs (on today's show)... The list goes on. It can also be counted as the first season that Paula actually said anything useful, but that could be just because she's pressurized by the prescence of Kara.

I really really hope that Gokey would leave next, although I'm quite sure they would make Kris lose. But technically, Kris has been getting higher downloads and more airplay than Gokey, so if the producers are smart (they obviously arn't), Kris should get through and be the runner up instead of Gokey (Adam would definitely win).

They better not back the staircase into another AI employee today. Remember the staircase that Ryan just loves to strut down from? The one that can extend and retract like a randy pucker? Well on yesterday's show, it retracted too fast and caused the stage director to fall off and get seriously injured. She had to be rushed off to the hospital in a stretcher. Then Ryan came on to the stage and the stage disintegrated. As if that wasn't bad enough, one of the spinning globes hissed and exploded. It was like the set of Friday the 13th. Must be the ghost of Danny's wife coming back to warn him to stop singing about love to other women.

The final 3!

Why you should abandon your friends when they fail you..

This amazing violist was originally in a group with her 'best friend' the keyboardist, but didn't make it through. The judges decided to give her a second chance to audition as a solo artist, and she accepted. Bet they're not that close anymore.

The group performance:


The solo performance:

I watched 17 Again while 17

Yipee I fulfilled my goal. I watched the Zac Efron movie 17 Again when I'm still 17. If i watch it tomorrow, I would only be reminded of how I'll never be a child again.

The movie is surprisingly, quite funny. i wanted to watch it for Zac (no idea why I'm doing that), but I ended up liking the movie more than I know I should. The humor stems mostly from how it catches you off guard at the most unespected moments, so probably it wouldn't be as funny the second time round. Not that I'm planning to watch it again. (In the cinema, anyways. I'll get it when its out and watch it everyday on my iPod.)

So anyways, yesterday was the class outing. More like half-the-class outing, since only the guys and 1 girl went. We watched the movie before meeting the rest and going to the beach. To say we had a mind-numbingly boring time would be an understatement. On hindsight, agreeing to go to the beach was probably not a good idea (the next understatement of the year). We could have had such a good time at a boardgames cafe or something.

The main point of the outing was to bond the class people, but since that's not happening, yesterday could might as well been a waste of time and money. So hooray for the class outing!