Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hanging Boat Bed


Some of us have dreams about world domination, mass robot slavery or simply to develop the powers of telekinesis. Most of my greatest aspirations, however, all involve beds. And I intended that to be every bit as nasty as you thought it was. Great painters require quality canvas onto which he can unleash his strokes of brilliance - likewise; a master sleeper such as myself require the utmostly sublime bed to rest upon. 

Presenting the hanging boat bed (made with 100% freshly-peeled boats):


Just imagine the possibilities. Playing pirate ship on my bed would be a hundred times more realistic when my bed's shaped like an actual nautical, sea-worthy boat!

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