Britney's third single, 'If You Seek Amy', 
apparently has nothing to do about Amy Winehouse. Sure, the song sings about 'Amy' partying, sniffing drugs and dodging paparazzi (though her attempts would be seriously thwarted by that big hair of hers. They probably don't even have to look very hard for her. Just follow the black mess.). However, all that talk about wanting to drink with 'Amy' turns out to be just an excuse for Britney to sing 'all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.' Doesn't make much sense? Well say it quickly and it becomes '... begging to F-U-C-K me.' Hah.. Now it's all cleared up.
Parents that are too uptight to take a joke are making much noise about it. They heard their precious little daughters singing 'eff you see kay me' and flipped. The funny thing is, the little darlings probably wouldn't even know what they were singing until their less-than-innocent parents heard it. And by making such a big fuss out of it, it surely and definitely made 'all the boys and all the girls' want to hear it even more. What better way to ensure someone would want to do something other than to ban it? Oh well... sexual education was always the more intruiging when it was independent study, anyways.
And here I was, wondering why there's no more news from Britney after the release of the 'Circus' video, when she sets free the ultimatum of sexual innuendos upon the world. Katy Perry was getting more attention than was comfortable for Britney with her provacative 'I Kissed A Girl' (there's a hilarious spoof by Cobra Starship called 'I Kissed A Boy' that's much more entertaining than the original.), so she left Britney no choice but to up the provocativeness. And she wasn't even swearing in the song, just 'innocently' singing the title. Looks like someone's got to up their game if she's gonna keep up with Britney ;)
apparently has nothing to do about Amy Winehouse. Sure, the song sings about 'Amy' partying, sniffing drugs and dodging paparazzi (though her attempts would be seriously thwarted by that big hair of hers. They probably don't even have to look very hard for her. Just follow the black mess.). However, all that talk about wanting to drink with 'Amy' turns out to be just an excuse for Britney to sing 'all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.' Doesn't make much sense? Well say it quickly and it becomes '... begging to F-U-C-K me.' Hah.. Now it's all cleared up.Parents that are too uptight to take a joke are making much noise about it. They heard their precious little daughters singing 'eff you see kay me' and flipped. The funny thing is, the little darlings probably wouldn't even know what they were singing until their less-than-innocent parents heard it. And by making such a big fuss out of it, it surely and definitely made 'all the boys and all the girls' want to hear it even more. What better way to ensure someone would want to do something other than to ban it? Oh well... sexual education was always the more intruiging when it was independent study, anyways.
And here I was, wondering why there's no more news from Britney after the release of the 'Circus' video, when she sets free the ultimatum of sexual innuendos upon the world. Katy Perry was getting more attention than was comfortable for Britney with her provacative 'I Kissed A Girl' (there's a hilarious spoof by Cobra Starship called 'I Kissed A Boy' that's much more entertaining than the original.), so she left Britney no choice but to up the provocativeness. And she wasn't even swearing in the song, just 'innocently' singing the title. Looks like someone's got to up their game if she's gonna keep up with Britney ;)
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